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Old 03-02-2011
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Funny

At least, I thought so. I laughed out loud once, and smiled a few times, and that's a lot of reaction for me:


http://www.mcsweeneys.net/links/lists/24peck.html



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PS What made me laugh:


What Your Favorite Classic Rock Band Says About You:

Santana: You have had an hours-long conversation with someone before realizing it was just a pile of clothes.
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Isn't that the magazine that Dave Eggars is involved in?


Creedence Clearwater Revival: You are frequently missing part of an eyebrow.

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considering the Kinks are my favorite classic rock band. .. . there are worse things in the world than bad teeth!

The Kinks: You have bad teeth and are good in bed.

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Part 2!


http://www.mcsweeneys.net/links/lists/17peck.html




I laughed at these:

- "The Band: You have misspelled your name while carving it into a picnic table."

- "Joni Mitchell: You have accidentally eaten more than half of a scented candle."

- "Little Feat: You have hit a baby with a frisbee."



Enjoy...
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Whats all this about?

These aren't actual quotes are they?
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Humor piece.


"What Your Favorite Classic Rock Band Says About You.
By John Peck."
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Humor piece.


"What Your Favorite Classic Rock Band Says About You.
By John Peck."
So mine would be...

Alice Cooper: You have a photo of your dog wearing sunglasses on your phone...?


I don't...
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I think Greenhawk just might be high in the rafters. Way high.
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I think Greenhawk just might be high in the rafters. Way high.
That would indeed be a pickle but I can assure that I am not.

I thought that these might be actual quotes as I read these kinda fast.

Some are good, some....well, not so good.

This was a goodun...

Grand Funk Railroad: You have become stuck trying to retrieve a quarter from behind a stove.
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These are not apt.

They are just non sequiturs.

I am not amused.

"The Byrds: There is a thin layer of sand on the bottom shelf of your fridge."
"Bruce Springsteen: Your ringtone is either 'Takin' Care of Business' or 'Chariots of Fire.'"

WTF?

If my favorite artist is Bruce Springsteen, my "ringtone" is going to be a Bruce Springsteen song. What on earth does listening to The Byrds have to do with sand, deserts, or beaches?
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Yeah, I'm w/Axe on that....I'm may be missing something...."non comprehende" (?)

What would the Jayhawks one say?
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Old 04-02-2011
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You have an unabashed thing for rivets
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